found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
sorry satan, I was kinda busy
I don’t know what’s better. Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life